me texting my bro “hey we’re gonna be there in a few minutes”
bro “your mom will be here in a few minutes”
“you’re hilarious”
“your mom is hilarious”
“she’s your mom too”
“your mom is my mom too”
Calls grocery store.....
Me: Do you have cotton balls?
Worker: Yes.
Me: Does it tickle when you walk?
Worker: *Hangs up*
